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Produce Profile

by Guido the Gardener

The Produce Profile is a charming column about fresh fruits and vegetables. Appearing in the Alameda Journal (Alameda, California), Produce Profile provides a fresh look at the history and biology of cultivated foods, giving a healthy outlook with humor and plenty of mixed metaphors.

Produce Profile offers home gardening, cooking and nutritional advice on that column's food topic, with surprising tidbits of useful and entertaining information.

For editors looking for something unusual that will gain a following with readers, this column of 650 words or less may provide a new unusual addition to your alternative paper.

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