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Dear Shaman:

As a native of Bloomington I have seen many changes
in the last 40 years. Certainly, the development and building
in the last few years have been enormous. Most of the
progress has been a trade off. While I miss the cows and
rolling country that now sport expensive residential
developments, I recognize that the growth is a necessary
component for our fiscal well-being. The personal
relationships with small merchants have mostly given
way to the impersonal price shopping at nationwide chains.
It doesn't all please me, but I'm willing to live with it.
What I'm not willing to put with is the honking! For years,
unless an accident was imminent, or a young man was
picking up his date, you seldom heard a car honk. It was
simply considered impolite and annoying. Now, in the last
few months, this impatient and unnecessary noise is on a
steady rise. The enjoyment of a leisurely drive is now
continually threatened by the abrasive horn of the driver
behind you. Do you have any suggestions?

Honked Off


Dear Honked Off:

When my family moved to Bloomington a few years back
I did notice the silence... everywhere. Compared to the
sirens, auto alarms, traffic noises and other cacophonous
sounds, the silence here was deafening. Yet, for a long time
I kind of missed the honking. In Chicago, the definition of
instantaneous was the amount of time between when a
traffic light turned green and the driver behind you
honked! If I had a nickel for every time the driver behind
me leaned his head and shouted out the window: "It
won't turn any greener if you water it!", I could retire.
Even today, when the driver in front of me seems intent
upon finishing his mantra before searching for the
accelerator, my hand instinctively strays towards my horn.
I have learned, for the most part, to restrain the impulse.
The sense of constant urgency which urban centers exhibit
was one of the reasons for seeking out the relative calm
and sanity of this area. Hopefully, the influx of new
residents, with old conditioning, can become aware of and
respect the differences. Perhaps the Chamber might issue
new residents a bumper sticker saying, "It's the journey,
not the destination."




Tips for Staying in Touch

Remember a joyful moment. All of us, no matter how difficult
our life, have had moments of pure joy. It's important to recall
those. To remember exactly how it felt and how you felt. In so
doing, you set the stage for the next joyous moment as well.


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